var howMany = 50
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="All cassava get same skin but all nah taste same way."
quote[1]="Baby who ah cry ah house and ah door ah same thing."
quote[2]="Belly full behind drunk."
quote[3]="Big tree fall down, goat bite he leaf."
quote[4]="Bush get ears and dutty get tongue."
quote[5]="Cat foot soft but he ah scratch bad."
quote[6]="Cuss when yuh ah guh, nah wheh yuh ah come out."
quote[7]="Contrary breeze ah mek crow and eagle light on one line."
quote[8]="Cow deh a pasture he nah remember seh dog and butcher deh till he see."
quote[9]="Cat a ketch rat, but he a teef he massa fish."
quote[10]="Clath ah easy fuh dutty but hard fuh wash."
quote[11]="Dah mouth dat man tek fuh court woman, ah de same mouth he ah tek an put she ah door."
quote[12]="Mouth cut trousers nah ah fit Massa."
quote[13]="Macaw ask parrot if mango ripe, he say one, one."
quote[14]="Lil ah sick, big a get better."
quote[15]="Nah all who guh a church house ah guh fuh pray."
quote[16]="Nah one time a fire mek peas boil."
quote[17]="Nah every big head get sense."
quote[18]="Nah every crab hole get crab."
quote[19]="Nah tek yuh mattie eye fuh see."
quote[20]="Lil finger point to de big thumb and sey nah guh."
quote[21]="If trousers say massah teef, yuh can't doubt am."
quote[22]="If yuh plant plantain yuh can't reap cassava."
quote[23]="If oil ah float watah deh ah battam."
quote[24]="If dutty ah deh ah roof tap, yuh barrel ah catch am."
quote[25]="If yuh nah get wing, nah ah guh a bird sport."
quote[26]="If me bin know always deh behind de door."
quote[27]="It nah good to shove yuh foot in every stocking."
quote[28]="If cow-man pass wild meat whah mek me must pick up am."
quote[29]="If yuh eye nah see, yuh mouth nah must talk."
quote[30]="If yuh finger get sore, nah tek am and throw way."
quote[31]="Hungry nah know bam-by."
quote[32]="Good gubby nah ah float ah tap."
quote[33]="Fish and cast-net nah friend."
quote[34]="Fish ah play ah sea, he nah know watah ah boil fuh am."
quote[35]="Fish ah deh ah watah but nah ah dam tap."
quote[36]="Every bush a man night time."
quote[37]="Every best friend get a next best friend."
quote[38]="Every fowl feed pon he own craw."
quote[39]="Every rope gat two ends."
quote[40]="Dog buy rum, cow drink am, hog in sty get drunk."
quote[41]="Don't mind how bird vex, it can't vex with tree."
quote[42]="Nah mind how pumpkin vine run, he must dry up one day."
quote[43]="Nah put all two foot in river if yuh want see how he deep."
quote[44]="Nah everything scholar know he learn from teacher."
quote[45]="Nobody want dutty powder."
quote[46]="One man money mek too much man cry."
quote[47]="Turtle can't walk if he nah push he head outa he shell."
quote[48]="Shame face ah feel like cent ice."
quote[49]="Some pork-knockers does only clear track fuh monkey run race."
quote[50]="Only knife ah know whah in pumpkin belly."

function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)